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Postby [Aliens]Chrille » Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:15 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby [Aliens]Warriorjock » Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:06 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby [Aliens]Gaz » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:22 pm

LULZ :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Post Your Jokes Here Thread...

Postby [Aliens]Chrille » Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:44 pm

whats yellow during the day and red during the night??






















A banana that covers the nightshift for a Tomatoe :?:
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Postby [Aliens]heCKLes » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:00 pm

Chrillen wrote:whats yellow during the day and red during the night??






















A banana that covers the nightshift for a Tomatoe :?:
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And here I was, thinking it was Soli's "FOPPATOFFALAS"
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Re: Post Your Jokes Here Thread...

Postby [Aliens]Falconer » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:32 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Post Your Jokes Here Thread...

Postby [Aliens]kronenbourg » Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:09 pm

I Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia

2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing

2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.


It gets worse........next year......

2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?
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Re: Post Your Jokes Here Thread...

Postby [Aliens]Chrille » Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:01 pm

i dont wanna know :shock: :shock:

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Re: Post Your Jokes Here Thread...

Postby [Aliens]kronenbourg » Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:26 pm

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband. "It is 3:00 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I didn't, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out
there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I
think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
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Re: Post Your Jokes Here Thread...

Postby [Aliens]kronenbourg » Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:30 pm

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.
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Re: Post Your Jokes Here Thread...

Postby [Aliens]Chrille » Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:49 pm

yes.. its a wonderfull world :D
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Re: Post Your Jokes Here Thread...

Postby [Aliens]Falconer » Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:04 am

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

So true though...... :wink:
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Re: Post Your Jokes Here Thread...

Postby [Aliens]solifer » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:18 pm

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Re: Post Your Jokes Here Thread...

Postby [Aliens]Chrille » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:32 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Post Your Jokes Here Thread...

Postby [Aliens]Chrille » Sat Oct 03, 2009 5:22 pm

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep?


A Wooly Jumper!
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