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Postby [Aliens]scarlet » Mon May 30, 2011 6:41 am

couldnt find the area for jokes so im sticking it here...wouldnt like to think we have lost our sense of humour xx


....Japanese girl was making love and accidentally passed wind. he quickly explained, "Oh me so sorry, you make front hole so happy, back hole blow you kiss"
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Re: joke

Postby [Aliens]scarlet » Mon May 30, 2011 6:42 am

Paddy's struggling down the road with a wardrobe. A friend says"hey paddy why don't ya get mick to help" paddy says" hes inside carrying the clothes"


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Re: joke

Postby [Aliens]scarlet » Mon May 30, 2011 6:43 am

Paddy and Murphy sat at the airport.Murphy says"I wish I'd brought the television" "why are you bored?" asks Paddy. "No the passports are on top of it"
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Re: joke

Postby [Aliens]scarlet » Mon May 30, 2011 6:44 am

Two 90yr old men, Bert and Alf, Bert says I sure feel my age, I ache all over. Alf says I feel like a newborn, no hair no teeth and I just peed my pants :o)
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Re: joke

Postby [Aliens]scarlet » Mon May 30, 2011 6:46 am

Two men walk down a road and see a dog licking its balls. First man says: " I wish I could do that." Second man replies: "Better pet him first. he might bite."
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Re: joke

Postby [Aliens]solifer » Mon May 30, 2011 10:32 am

Nice ones scarlet, and the joke topics was 4 rows above yours :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
viewtopic.php?f=14&t=5 this is the topic :obey: :obey: :obey:
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Re: joke

Postby [Aliens]scarlet » Mon May 30, 2011 10:46 am

piss off n thats me swearing...shocking that my humour is wasted on you lot xx including witty who was first to read it xx bloody shocking xx :blaah: :blaah: :blaah: :blaah: :blaah:
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Re: joke

Postby [Aliens]solifer » Mon May 30, 2011 4:25 pm

Not wasted at all scarlet :obey: :obey: :obey:
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