Kro's Soapbox

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Kro's Soapbox

Postby [Aliens]kronenbourg » Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:49 am

Yep, I have one in a computer site, so thought I'd start it here as well. Its where I moan about my day :|




What is it with me and hectic days :shock:

Well, today is the MOT for my car. Have to do it today, as my tax is due at the end of the month as well.

So, booked it in for 10am today, and I was surfing early until I realised it was 9.20.

Rushed to get my keys and my walle.............Wait, where's the wallet????


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So, I turned the room upsidedown, rung him up to say I'm driving back to work as fast as the speed of light.

Got there, running thru all the coridoors. bet I looked like a madman :P

Hunted, nothing. Rang security, nothing.

Back in my car, rung him and he said I have 20 mins MAX.

Drove home, stuck behind a cement truck. Get out of the way, was some of the words I uttered :wink:

Finally got home, no parking spots. Had to risk it, and park on a bad hill. Dived thru the door, back in the room.

Nearly ready to kill someone, I look in the living room.





There, staring at me was the blasted thing on the table.

Just grabbed it, grabbed my coat, dived into the car, and rang him. I have 5 mins before the deadline.

Drove down the road, and some posh car is having its photo done, all fancy camera's. I don't care, MOVE!!!!!!


Finally onto the main road, and stuck behind a slow driver. Finally sped past, and found the garage, and walked into reception.

The picture of me was unbrushed hair, not shaved in a week, shirt hanging out and ready to collapse.


The mechanic said 'Busy Morning?'

Understatement of the year :lol:



Roll on the bill in an hour :P
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Re: Kro's Soapbox

Postby [Aliens]Chrille » Sat Mar 27, 2010 3:45 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
the people at hollywood could make a good jim carrey movie out of that :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby [Aliens]Novas_Father » Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:31 pm

hahahhaha....
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Postby [Aliens]solifer » Sat Mar 27, 2010 7:10 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Kro's Soapbox

Postby [Aliens]heCKLes » Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:50 am

You should start your own sitcom mate.. :)
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Postby [Aliens]Nickelin » Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:59 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby [Aliens]Björne » Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:14 pm

hehehehehe :lol: :lol: :lol:
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