Xmas Present for the Mrs...

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Xmas Present for the Mrs...

Postby =1PARA=Assassin » Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:35 pm

In a "rare" moment of madness today, I bought the Mrs a new car.
Vauxhall Astra 1.8SRi.
6 months old, (06 plate)
All mod cons (CD multichanger etc)
Cruise control
17" Alloys
ABS, Airbags, central locking, everything electric
SAT NAV system
...... 8) 8) 8)

What's she getting me for xmas? BF2142 :oops:
Didn't have the heart to tell her I've already got it... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Might not be online as much now, need to do some overtime to get my bank balance up again.... :wink: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Postby [Aliens]solifer » Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:36 pm

In sweden we call this FJÄSK, not all bad but it is :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby [Aliens]WITTY » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:54 pm

And the grandkids will buy you some socks or a new flat cap/sporran :P
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Postby =1PARA=Assassin » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:58 pm

I actually want a decanter for my cola... 8) 8) 8)
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Postby [Aliens]WITTY » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:20 am

can have mine it sucks.....coke drinkin???????whats all that about???????
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Postby [uf] Budball » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:24 am

witty wrote:can have mine it sucks.....coke drinkin???????whats all that about???????


Its a mixer for Tequila. :evil:
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Postby [Aliens]WITTY » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:59 am

Tequila is a mixer for tequila...and nothing else :evil:
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Postby [Aliens]scarlet » Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:14 am

you can have wittys decanter si :)
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Postby =1PARA=Assassin » Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:40 pm

scarlet wrote:you can have wittys decanter si :)


Do you have instructions on how to clean it?
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Postby [Aliens]Guan-di » Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:14 pm

Some overtime? :shock: :shock: what you on £500 an hour?
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Postby Xytras » Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:47 pm

Nice present :shock:

But it is after all a VAUXHALL :lol:

Get her a VOLVO..she needs to drive in style :wink:
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Postby =1PARA=Assassin » Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:18 pm

She didn't want a VOLVO mate, she couldn't stand listening to the free ABBA cd that they superglue into the onboard music system... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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